Kids These Days

It’s midnight. I heard some noise from downstairs. I wasn’t in bed yet, but I wasn’t sure anyone else was still up.

I padded down the stairs to investigate.

I found Elijah and Sarah, crouched over a computer in the dining room.

“Hey. What are you doing?”

The glanced up, sheepishly.

“We’re listening to the audio Bible.”

They were.

I looked shocked, and perhaps a little annoyed (because it’s midnight) (and I wanted some chocolate).

“What, Mom? You want us to smoke some pot or something?”

Those darn kids.

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  1. that's one of the funniest and coolest stories I've ever heard.

    Who cares if they're up all night if they're reading (listening to) the Bible. Wow! I'm very impressed.

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